On the scale, one (1) is a perfect name, and ten (10) is a bona fide, full-blown Sueness name.
Alina: Okay, wanna do names or rant?
Kaiyu: Names. Lemme find them.
Alina: Ok. I'll go look for some too ^^
Kaiyu: I made a list. XD
Alina: Oh yea....(further proof that I'm stupid, lol) Oh yea, there was one funny one I saw somewhere...I'll bring it up when we're done your list.
Kaiyu: Alrighty. Now begins our SUE NAME BONANZA! 8D 8D
Alina: Yehaw! Here we go!
*Western music plays*
Kaiyu: Our first contestant is a lovely woman by the name of...
Alina: Hmmm...could this mysterious women be related to Arwen?
Kaiyu: No. I do believe that she is a LOTR fandom character, however.
Alina: Her last name is like a cross between sand and sinister. I wonder if she's that sandstorm plauging Americans in Iraq.
Alina: 7. It's a lucky number. Good to start with.
Kaiyu: I agree. Seven as well.
Alina: Next contestant on the show?
Kaiyu: Next up, the lovely miss...
Alina: Okay, when your name resembles an actual object THAT much, there's a problem. People might think you're insane. This is like having a name such as "Smelly Donkey". Or "Purple Shit".
Kaiyu: Even having a name like Smelly Donkey would be more amusing than this. I give it a 5 for lack of effort.
Alina: 6. It's just dorky.
Kaiyu: Next up, a LOTR Hobbiton lass:
Alina: Daffodyl - acceptable for a hobbit name.
Kaiyu: Adding a random y and e to nouns makes them more interesting!
Alina: Belle - there is no French in Middle Earth, so that's a no-no.
Alina: Hornblower...I don't think there is a hobbit family with this name (Ed's note: I was wrong, there is. ^^;;). People might have been asking WHICH horns them hobbits have been blowin'. Also - Daffodil has to be spelled properly to get full marks.
Kaiyu: I give it a 7. It's.. Giggly.
Alina: 6. It's at about the same level for me as Crimson.
Kaiyu: Another Hobbiton girl.
Alina: Caladine...that sounds more elvishish to me.
Kaiyu: I give it a 4. It's not bad, though everyone SHOULD want to be related to Merry.
Alina: 3. Meh. It's passable.
Kaiyu: A dashing elvish woman!
This is what I think of when I see this name:
(Character on top of a tall tall mountain) ELROTHIEL.....*falls* Ricola....Ricola....
Kaiyu: XD I give it an 8. It's silly.
Alina: 9. Just because now I'm going to declare it the elvish cough drop.
Kaiyu: next up, from Sunnydale,
Alina: Two names just weren't enough, eh?
Kaiyu: Two of them being qualities or emotions of some sort.
Alina: It sounds like her parents were hippies or something. I say 9. when you start putting in unnecessary names (like the middle name), then you're in trouble.
Kaiyu: 8 again. Lovable Karismatic girl. Now, from the WWF:
Alina: That's....not bad...unless there's something I'm missing because I don't watch WWF. I'm sorry, the whatever it is now. It's not the WWF because the Panda WWF sued them or something.
Kaiyu: There are a couple wrestlers named the Hardy Boys, I think.
Alina: Okay...alignment to canon characters. That'll give her a 5.
Kaiyu: Five, yeah. Now, back to LOTR.
Alina: Aurora Borealis? lol. Look at her glow!
Kaiyu: Blantic sounds like a disease.
Alina: It reminds me of the Atlantic.
I'm here! I reached the Atlantic!
I'm sorry, this is the Atlantic Ocean B.
Alina: the OTHER major body of water. 6. Doesn't follow canon.
Kaiyu: I agree. ^^ Six.
Alina: Lol, we think too similarly. If that's even a word, lol.
Kaiyu: Now, from the Resident Evil universe,
Alina: What is she, Jewish?
Kaiyu: note: Character from RE1, and 0- Rebeccah Chambers
Alina: Eastern European Descent? Gee, that's a little obvious, ain't it?
Kaiyu: Stealing another character's name- 1. XP XP XP NO EFFORT
Alina: So she's the Jewish copy of the real deal. I thought 10 was the worst...
Kaiyu: Okay, 9 then.
Alina: I'd give it a ten for no effort.
Kaiyu: I'm reserving a 10 for the ones that give effort.
Alina: Not me.
Kaiyu: Can you guess what canon this comes from? :3
Alina: Kingdom Hearts or FF8.
Kaiyu: FFVIII, of course.
Alina: Just checking. I have to claim both now. Charity. I guess that IF Squall had a sister, that she would be named along the same lines of him - after an object. Or, in this case, a virtue.
Kaiyu: I give it a five. =S
Alina: So....I say 6. General shpeel.
Kaiyu: Next, from the anime "Hellsing", we have....
Kaiyu: Who is apparently Japanese and English and VAMPIRE.
Alina: Immediate relation to a canon character, I presume?
Alina: 8. Someone was NOT using their brain when they decided on this.
Kaiyu: Okay. And I give it an 8. To celebrate, we have
Alina: Niecyl. *Tries to control laugher*
Kaiyu: Yes, Niecyl. Sounds medicinal, doesn't it?
Yes, like glycilen for neices. I can see the commerical now...
(Announcer) if you've been experiencing inferiority complexes, a need for perfect hair and skin, and a desire to have attention lavished upon you, then Niecyl may be for you!
(Mommy Sue) Honey, you have a fever...
(Daughter Sue) Mommy, I need Niecyl...
(Announcer) Comes in such flavours as seafoam breeze, ebony chocolate lush, and robust, wavy strawberries!
Alina: Some people may experience headaches, dizziness, a loss of any interesting personality, and spontaneous human combustion.
Kaiyu: I give it a 9, It's the best Sue medicine there is.
Alina: 9. It's funny.
Kaiyu: Next, we have:
Alina: She's a porn star. End of story. 10!!!
Kaiyu:....HONEYFEATHER. 10. XD Next,
Kaiyu: Guess the Canon!
Alina: Sailor Moon and FF7.
Kaiyu: *Snort* Just FFVII. But this was obviously a Sailor Moon ripoff.
Alina: 7. It's not as amusing as Honeyfeather.
Kaiyu: 7. Nothing can really follow Honeyfeather. Next, we have LOTR elf...
Alina: Kinda cannonical....anything with the arwenish ending denotes a fair lady or something...But it's too long. And there are too many os close together.
Kaiyu: I give it an 8. It's just weird.
Alina: 6. I dunno. It kinda speaks for itself.
Kaiyu: Now, here's one of my three favorites. 15 year old daughter of X-Men leader, Charles Xavier,
Kaiyu: This one makes me laugh my ass off.
Alina: You know what it reminds me of? *Goes into a LOTR PPC site*
Alina: ""My name is Gwendolyn Elizabeth Huntington, and I am the tenth." THAT. (Credit: PPC: TOS, Chapter 12.)
Kaiyu: The tenth what?
Alina: Fellowship member. *shrugs* But it's because they're such English names. lol. I say 8. Just because. (for Alexandra)
Kaiyu: I give a 10 for Captain.
She's a Princess-Assasin? WTF is that. And what a shitty given name.
"Hello, I am Princess-Assasin."
Kaiyu: Leilani's a Hawaiian name. =/
Alina: Does Hawaii have princesses?
Kaiyu: It used to. So... is she a princess who is also an assassin, or an assassin who kills princesses?
Alina: Probably both, lol. Hmm.....8. It's at about the same level in my mind as the previous one. Can I do one?
Kaiyu: Same. 8. Sure.
Kaiyu: ....What the hell?
she saw it in*
"(voice over guy) With Captain Dylan Hunt and the Starship Andromielle, HOPE LIVES AGAIN."
Kaiyu: French Andromeda Zima Drink make me THIRSTAY x,x
Alina: Tom Bombadil had children?!
Kaiyu: Nymphy children.
Alina: Tom is way too cool to name his children after environmental events.
Kaiyu: I give it a 7.
Alina: I say 7 too.
Kaiyu: Here's one of my favorites.
Alina: Oh boy...
Kaiyu: LOTR elven ranger:
Alina: Far away Arwen, RUN FAR AWAY! 10! I'm laughing so hard that I'm crying! Why didn't she just add a t in there, then it could have been...FARTWEN!
Kaiyu: 10. LOVELOVELOVE.
Alina: Sounds like a name you'd give a mini goat.
Kaiyu: No, I don't see any repeated consonants or vowels!
Kaiyu: It's the Middle-Earth version of Mississippi.
Alina: I'd like to solve the puzzle! 8. Cute.
Kaiyu: 8. I concur.
Alina: I've seen this chick! LOTR-fanfic, right? I KNOW I've seen this somewhere.
Alina: If I recall correctly, she's the daughter of Gandalf, although her name would lead you to believe she is the daugter of a horse with Shadowfax's misspelled name.
Kaiyu: Why am I more inclined to believe that she IS part horse? 7.
Alina: 6. It's silly.
Kaiyu: And, my personal favorite.
Alina: Hoo boy.
Kaiyu: Female Maia 20 times more powerful than Gandalf.
Alina: *Waits for it*
Kaiyu: Withh a simple glance, she SLAYS Legolas.
Alina: With Captain Janeway's Deathglare!
Kaiyu: And with her coquettish helplessness, Aragorn falls for her.
Kaiyu: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you:
*Alina falls off her chair* Where did you GET these?
Kaiyu: Random fics.
Alina: You subjected yourself to this?! You're crazy! That's like going into a Harry Potter fic area without protection.
Kaiyu: It's a price to pay. I give it a 12.
Alina: On a scale of one to ten, that's a 25.