On the scale, one (1) is a perfect name, and ten (10) is a bona fide, full-blown Sueness name.
Alina: Okie dokie! Shall we begin?
Madhatter: Yesh!
Alina: Three of them came into the room when I was there. And look! There's his long lost-twin...Luminosity!
Madhatter: Rating?
Alina: 7.
Madhatter: I also give it a 7.
Madhatter: Not on the creative side much, the person probably thought of it because "Being dark is cool." I'm telling you now, he CANNOT touch Dark from D.N Angel. Dark is a bonafide sucky name...
Alina: It sums up a major cliche - intrigue with DARKNESS
Madhatter: Unless you're Dark from D.N Angel, in which case... I'll give you my number *does the weird teeth clicky thingy thing with pointed gun fingers* Next on the list of the clinically insane!
Alina: Also highly boring.
Madhatter: Rip off from FF3....er FF6. Whichever. IF this shadow person was a ninja, that is.
Alina: *laugh* Doubt it. It's also a very popular girl's name.
Madhatter: Move... like NINJA! WAH! *throws a ninja star through it* Rankinggg ish a 7 with me...
Alina: Hmmm....8. It bothers me because it tries to be slightly more poetic than Dark.
Madhatter: Or because it just flat out sucks.
Alina: Well, that too.
Madhatter: Next!
Madhatter: *falls over and dies*
Alina:
NEVER name your character after an adjective.
(Character) "Hello, my name is Smelly!"
Madhatter: First there was Dark... then...Shadow...now it's OMINOUS. Woooooo...
Alina: 9.
Madhatter: 9. Whose the next that shall deliver a shrubery? Ni!
Alina: He's obviously British. He writes "grey" and not "gray".
Madhatter: Either that or he wanted his name to be 'cooler' with a mispelling.
Alina: *Tries to imagine a bloodthrush...winds up imagining a bleeding reed, and then a bleeding bird*
Madhatter: That is kinda hard to figure out...
Alina: Dictionary!
Madhatter: Woot!
Alina:
Thrush: 1. any of numerous small or medium-sized oscine birds (families Turdidae
and Muscicapidae) which are mostly of a plain color often with spotted underparts
and many of which are excellent singers.
2 : a bird held to resemble a thrush.
or...*snerk*
3. a disease that is caused by a fungus (Candida albicans), occurs especially
in infants and children, and is marked by white patches in the oral cavity;
broadly : CANDIDIASIS <vaginal thrush>
4. a suppurative disorder of the feet in various animals (as a horse)
Madhatter: So he's a bleeding vagina?
Alina: Or swollen feet. Definitely NOT a good choice.
Madhatter: I shall dub him PMS man! Well, if he's swollen feet than I can't call him PMS man...
Alina: How about Swollen Glands man?
Madhatter: That might work.
Alina: 9. Thrush.....it speaks for itself.
Madhatter: 9. Next to decapitate!
Madhatter: This name is livable, I think. Dale Sabrehaven....There is a haven for the endangered species known as... Sabre...
Alina: The last name is just.....just SO D&D. [insert weapon and insert adjective thing] and you have a last name.
Madhatter: Pretty much. With a last name like that, he should be a dwarf. Dwarfs have cool weapon namish names.
Alina: Bet he's not. No one likes dwarves. (I like them.)
Madhatter: I like dwarves and half orcs ;_;
Alina: ;.;
Madhatter: *huggles her MeyOrg*
Alina: Awww...I give it a 7.
Madhatter: Eh. I give it a 4. I think it's pretty livable.
Alina: Okay.
Madhatter: Another Dale. I'm waiting for a Chip.
Alina: Okay. People don't tend to have last names that describe their occupation anymore. That's very medieval. But the term "hitman" isn't.
Madhatter: Yah... Hitman is a stupid name for someone. Only on an occupation it's cool... but then again... it's overused.
Alina: Indeed.
Madhatter: Maybe he's making a reference to hitting men instead? EEE! He's a husband beater!
Alina: With a blunt object! Yes!
Madhatter: I give this dumb name an 8.
Alina: 8.
Madhatter: And on to more darkness!
Alina: Next up, my personal favorite toungue twister!
Madhatter: How in the HELL do you pronounce that?
Alina: Is this bad Chinese, or Extraterrestrial? I pronounce it 'Zyn-schit.' But I like 'Zyn-shit' better!
Madhatter: Hehehehe. I keep prounouncing it 'zin-zikit.'
Alina: 8. The name needs a disclaimer or something.
Madhatter: 8.
Alina: Next.....
Madhatter: Do we even have to get into this one?
Alina: *fumes* BAD LATIN. BAD BAD LATIN. YUCK YUCK YUCK.
Madhatter: Total lack of creativity.
Alina: And it has BAD LATIN! Grr....9 for lazy assness. (BTW: Titanus means Titan. But it's badly written.)
Madhatter: (I kinda figured that already.) 9 because it shouldn't even be considered a name. And now! To fight the Black knight and pass the bridge! A name!
Alina: More Latin....x_x
Madhatter: This name makes me miss G.I. Joe. Could he have any relation to Cobra? If so... we must fight him! Ninja style!
Alina: It's Kool to khange ks to cs, remember?
Madhatter: I saw khange and I prounounced it in my head as kay han jay for some odd reason...
Alina: I would too. *laugh* 7. Borrrring....
Madhatter: 7.
Alina: I think this one speaks for itself.
Madhatter: This is a fuckin' blatant 10. Oh my goodness.
Alina: 9. I'm saving my ten. For what, I don't know.
Madhatter: This one just screamed TEN to me. Next on the list of people to kill?
Alina: ZAAEEEL! That's how I pronounce that.
Madhatter: Remember kids, when you add an extra letter at the end of a name, it makes it that much cooler. Such as Thornn. Or Trogdorrrr. Flutee. Kidneyy.
Alina: Assssss!
Madhatter: Yah. I give this name... an 8.
Alina: 6.. I dunno...it's just odd.
Madhatter: Heh.
Alina: I swear, it's a porn star name. Or a bad rap artist.
Madhatter: Davin with a r and a y stuck in there.
Alina: Let's take normal names and stick random letters in between the other letters!
Madhatter: I wonder if they take their names, put them in a scrabble box and shake 'em around, and whatever pops up they say, 'HEY! That's a great name!'
Alina: Joe: Jionshe.
Madhatter: Eric: Erikle.
Alina: Luke: Luchkrue.
Madhatter: Hehehehehe. Because his name is a derivative off of Scrabble, I give him a 7. 'Specially because he doesn't have a last name. I'm just waiting for someone to randomly just punch their hands onto the keyboard and come up with one. hy3faaHUgwuW0OUGAR <--- Like so
Alina: 6jlnfv,mnl;h. XD
Madhatter: I am sooo gonna make a care named Woougar now.
Alina: Woouar! Faahu! I give him a 5.
Madhatter: ..........How many names had Thorn in them so far? And Black, Dark, Shadow, and OMINOUS?
Alina: How. Original. Do these people take these names out of Stu generators?
Madhatter: Yes... Yes they do. They have to.
Alina: It must be....or else...heaven help us all. 8. No effort.
Madhatter: I give it an 8 as well. Next on the list of stupid people...
Alina: Someone liked the Lion King sequel. And threw in Japanese with it. And a random h.
Madhatter: I betcha he prounounce Kage like cage too... and not like it's supposed to be prounounced.
Alina: Like Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat?
Madhatter: Kage is prounounced like Kah-Jay.
Alina: So...e with an accent. Gotcha.
Madhatter: Yah.
Alina: Hmmm....this is another really lazy name. 7.
Madhatter: Eh it's also livable unless he's a fantasy char... 5.
Madhatter: This one made me giggle.
Alina: Spanish dance + Russian figure skater's last name...can you say ODD COUPLE? XD
Madhatter: This one made me giggle horribly. It also rhymes! And makes chewy and fries!
Alina: Hmm....my grade is....10. THIS deserves my ten.
Madhatter: I give it a 9 since I used my 10 up. Plus it makes me giggle.
Alina: Coming up next on "bad Stu names"....
Alina: *tries not to giggle* Hello. I'm from heaven.
Madhatter: And I'm a Dragon.
Alina: Man, witha combination like that, I just have to be cool! 9.
Madhatter: I have scales... *blinks eyes one at a time and sniffs* 9 Also.
Alina: Next....the lovely
Alina: I see a liking of pointless ks and hs.
Madhatter: Oh! and the letter D!
Alina: Yea!
Madhatter: I just realized that if you rearrange Drak it's DARK.
Alina: Man, they must really like that word.
Madhatter: In his case I think he did like what you do with magazines: Cut out the letters and form words. In this case, with the first name and the rearrangement of Dark.
Alina:
I AmcOMiGN TO yUR HAuz TO KEEl u! ^^;;
Madhatter: Nexxxxt one! Oh, wait. Der rank! 8 deary.
Alina: I didn't give a number. But it's.....6.
Alina: What. The. Fuck.
Madhatter: It's prounounced He ay It's a fucking rip off from the anime Yu Yu Hakusho.
Alina: Okay.... So 9 for being a lazyass.
Madhatter: The three eyed speed demon person.
Alina: Interesting....
Madhatter: 10 for blatant rip off.
Alina: I keep seeing "Dainty Soultaker" and imagining a man in a Reaper costume prancing around going "lalalala..."
Madhatter: I was just about to say that, except with an added basket of flowers.
Alina: Oh! Flowers go nicely. 10. It makes me giggle.
Madhatter: He's a pansy death isn't he? 9 please.
Alina: 10. Rip off of Final Fantasy VII. Stupid ass. The end.
Madhatter: 10 across the board! The end.
Alina: Well, 2 more. ~_^;;
Madhatter: Won't take that long.
Alina: They're also both rip offs, and they get tens from me.
Madhatter: Then I shall also give a ten.
Alina: And...
Alina: Must be an Anne Rice fan or something. 10! The end for real! *applause*
Madhatter: If they wanna be a froo froo vampire they should create their own froo froo vampire, not steal someone else's. YAY! It's Ended!