This section is devoted to showing you what a bad RPGing profile is.
No, a really bad profile. The worst we have ever seen. The stuff that ranks as Mary Sue-Twink bad (aka superpowerful self-inserted avatar bad, coupled with six-year old AIM speak).
Don't make these mistakes. Please. It's really painful to our eyes. Plus you risk getting mocked if that isn't incentive enough.
Disclaimer: Evidently, we didn't write these. Heck, we don't even keep a record of who did. The type of RPG for which the profile was written is included in the commentary.
Bad Profile #45: The Sword can Sense Pies *NEW*
Bad Profile #44: Goth Usagi *NEW*
Bad Profiles #42-43: Some Dumpster Shorts
Bad Profile #41: The Christian Elf
Bad Profile #40: Mafia Dog Man
Bad Profile #39: The Long-Nameless Shaman
Bad Profile #38: Universal Solution #3854.6
Bad Profile #37: The Digimon forgot the Categories
Bad Profile #36: Bad MiniSnape
Bad Profile #35: Dart as a Pedophile
Bad Profile #34: Batman! Err...ShadowMage!
Bad Profile #33: Angel from Heaven's Outhouse
Bad Profile #32: Sailor Gelfling
Bad Profile #31: The Bad Rper's Manifesto of Anarchy
Bad Profile #30: Lupus Stultus
Bad Profile #29: Bushido Midget Japanese Santa!
Bad Profile #28: For Rent: Moon Elf with Female Name and Experience
Bad Profile #27: Legolas' Sister AND Gandalf's Mother!
Bad Profile #26: Bad One-Liner
Bad Profile #25: Another one of Hojo's projekts (sic)
Bad Profile #24: A Lesson in First-Person POV
Bad Profile #23: Sera-Sue-Sailor-Senshi
Bad Profile #22: Ninja Kohgan Vampire Man!
Bad Profile #21: Amnesia and Multiple Personalities are BAD.
Bad Profile #20: My Format: Interface! No, wait, Guardian! No, wait...
Bad Profile #19: Black, Roses, and Bad Sexual Innuendo Vampires
Bad Profile #18: Bionic Phantom of the Profile
Bad Profile #17: Annoying Child and Elf in Slavery
Bad Profile #16: Lackadaisical Goth Poetry
Bad Profile #15: She Stole Chun-Li's 'Cloths'!
Bad Profile #14: Thorn Went Shopping at the Sue Store
Bad Profile #13: Beware the Mechanical Nun!
Bad Profile #12: K is for Kooky Kronos!
Bad Profile #11: Silly Stu, Trix aren't for kids!
Bad Profile #10: Matrix Jazzy DJ Man
Bad Profile #9: The Mary Sue Wore Genie Pants
Bad Profile #8: Ach! DS, who's German, ya?
Bad Profile #7: Classic Sera profile #2. It's a Guy!
Bad Profile #6: A classic Sera profile. Kiyoko copy!
Bad Profile #5: Squall+FF7=NO.
Bad Profile #4: Lucrecia's other son born into ghosthood!
Bad Profile #3: Angsty Blue Boy
Bad Profile #2: Cliche Weapon with a Cliche Name!
Bad Profile #1: Ally the Magic Fairy Chick!